The Singles Union's creeds

by Sylvain Poirier
(Short printable version - French version - Russian version)

Who created the world

The world was created and is continuously maintained in its current form, by a horde of selfish hypocritical humans that only care to catch and keep all the love for themselves and have no f***ing care nor compassion for those who can't succeed to do the same.

What is heaven

Heaven is long-lasting, successful love relationship (often formalized as marriage). Basically, the creators of the world are residents of heaven, though they managed to trick non-residents into supporting and contributing to their actions. Indeed, they are our heavenly parents who conceived and created all of us in their own image, and revealed to all of us the rules of life to follow.

What is hell

There are different hells.

The first hell is the hell of teasing and persecutions by nasty mates in school;
The second hell is the hell of school work itself, as it can be very stupid, uninteresting and youth-destroying;
The third hell is the hell of a hard job, necessary to earn one's living;
The fourth hell is the eternal hell of loneliness (to have no love for many years, and to not succeed to find one).

You can note that all first three hells are particular instances of the last one: any situation where one is locked against one's will into something else than a love relationship, is a hell.

There are intermediate possible situations between heaven and hell, such as, for example, the case of married people who do not fit very well with each other and/or who often have disputes, even if they formally stay together.

What is the goal of life

On the issue of explaining the goal of life, the creators of the world split their views and teachings into roughly 3 main categories of voices and guiding forces, taking their shares of ideological domination on the world, while grounding their peaceful coexistence over their perfect mutual ignorance, despite the huge logical divergence between their respective claims:

The first voices, most dominant in arts, literature, media and recreation, actually claim the real truth, that the goal of life is to reach heaven, as described above. However, they only deal with it in terms of songs, story telling, dreams and fancies developed as a picture (rather faitful to reality) of a huge stupid game, but never in terms of any concrete help, organization or any useful action towards an effective accomplishment of this purpose.

Another category of voices, which has been overwhelmingly dominant in the past (and only recently lost some ground depending on countries), claims that the goal of life is to reach the highest morality. More precisely, they see life as a huge stupid game where victory, identified as the pinnacle of morality, humility and spirituality, consists in believing the truth. For this, calling their belief the Word of God and just deciding that they won, may suffice to satisfy them. Except for those who seem to also desperately need the rest of the world to agree with their own vision of it (as this development of their goal seems to better suit their acute sense of morality : in order to feel more genuinely selfless, they need to have something to bring to others too); but this latter need is merely an impression, since, if ever it was fulfilled, such people might lose all sense of meaningfulness in their life, as they would be in lack of another goal to run after, or another explanation of the world's troubles.

The last class of voices more recently grew as the leading voices in the world: the official voices of our institutions, with the authority to speak the most intelligent truths addressed to all people, but even more especially to be believed and followed by the most serious and intelligent young people, as a necessary condition for their intelligence to be seen credible and earn the world's respect. This voice is spread by force onto each new generation by the work of teachers. Indeed, the mission of teachers is to develop and share to their pupils the following convictions

The strongest possible faith in the existence of a life after school;
That, while themselves (teachers) never had any personal experience of this life after school, they are still those endowed with the wisest and deepest insights, maybe not about what will exactly happen in this life after school, but, at least, about what should be the best methods for pupils to prepare for it, which is, after all, the only issue worthy of our care.
Teachers inherited the unquestionable revelation of this wisdom (the ultimate truth about the best methods for pupils to prepare themselves for their life after school) when they were pupils themselves, as taught by the previous generation of teachers, and so on for the latter down to the ancient times of creation of academia
They need to be very careful to preserve the purity of this revelation from any dangerous occult influence of connections and communications with the world beyond school. Indeed, any direct influence that school or young people might receive from the world beyond school, would actually be dominated by the conspiracy of the dark forces of market ; any contact with these forces might corrupt school with their evil and short-sighted spirit of utilitarianism, as opposed to the school's pure, spiritual and ineffable purposes.
More precisely, these higher, spiritual and non-utilitarian ideals that school needs to keep following, consist in designing the pupils' and students' life in school, with their obliged and willful participation, to be the longest, hardest, most useless, boring, tedious and mentally exhausting ordeal that can be thought of.
Teachers must strongly warn pupils against the peril they would face if ever they considered to drop out from school (with or without a return) earlier than the academic system would decide by its impartial authoritative procedures (not easily understandable or justifiable but anyway unquestionable, disregarding some bad tongues that would claim to see there a part of chance). Or, if a pupil did not fully dedicate the time and energy of his life to stay in school and fulfill all the requested duties there, such an escape could be literally suicidal, as he might in this way lose his chance to get the best life after school he needs to strive for, in the way that only school can best provide.
To ensure the intensity, proper guidance and fulfillment of this hard dedication of pupils in school for the benefit of their life after school, this life in school needs to be structured by a long series of ceremonials and sacraments: some frequent ones called "tests", and some less frequent but solemn ones called "exams" whose success is formalized by the reception of diplomas.

Finally, this all aims to provide a solid conviction that life is a huge game whose ultimate purpose is to conquer the highest diplomas, in order to get from these the best life-long jobs.
And all the society, the institutions and billions of euros of public spending for the people's welfare, remain fully dedicated to assisting people in this quest, requiring their listeners to dedicate their life to it, no matter that, under careful examination (and even if we assume for a moment that it really was the purpose of life), this quest would already turn out to be a mere perfectly stupid and destructive game in itself, given the stupidity of the school and higher education systems, their objectives, their so-called "knowledge" and learning methods, their selection and evaluation methods, that are perfectly silly with little connection with real knowledge.

One might wonder why, while so many people (including all artists, and also all the most stupid people) already know the real value of the quest for love, all the herd of wise priests, intelligent teachers and administrators seemingly did not notice, but keep preaching their respective views to the candidate wisest and most serious and intelligent young people.

This is because, at first sight, the true goal of life that is the quest for love, also makes life a huge stupid game, but whose stupidity and absurdity still seems harder, more striking and obvious than those of either games of the faith in God or the quest for diplomas. Hence, serious people who, in order to feel serious, cannot ever admit or consider what a stupid game can life be, will find it more respectable to keep their other views on the goal of life. But in reality, this attempt of escape from the absurdity of life, makes life a still much more seriously and deeply absurd, huge stupid game, than it naturally was. Indeed, it makes it a game where the true conditions of victory have nothing to do with what they are officially claimed to be, so that:

Many of the best players are about to lose anyway, beaten by many of the worst;
Those to whom nature provided the privilege to be more stupid and arrogant, to only listen to their own desires and not care of any rules of morality, trust or understanding, are the ones on the true royal road to success and self-fulfillment in love that needs to be followed;
The most important issue in life is never the object of any serious research and study, so that the law of the jungle remains unquestionably in force without anybody to feel concerned about the problem.

What is sin

There are 2 types of sins:

The official sins, that the creators of the world officially condemn;
The real sins, for which they will send you to hell.

What is the official morality

The creators of the world have established very convenient morality systems in order to feel well at peace in front of God and/or with their own actions. They believe that they have a good morality, that morality consists in doing to others what one wishes others to do for oneself, that this is what anybody should do and that this is what they are doing.

But, the creators of the world who reside in heaven don't need others to help them into heaven since they are already there; and they don't see the sense of doing for others, or of approving the principle of doing for others, what they don't need others to do for them. And, having found love makes them feel that they are people of love, the wisest, and so a reference of morality and wisdom to be followed, while those who did not find love must certainly be stupid or lacking in love, goodness or wisdom.

Then, those in hell feel weak and humiliated, despised by nature; and, since this cannot be described as being anyone else's fault, it all looks like it was their own fault that they do not deserve love. They are in a emergency to get out of it themselves; their doom and their intense moral suffering induces confusion and shame in their feeling, making it much harder for them to think very precisely and wisely, to trust themselves and their own judgement, to feel at peace with the world or to care about their doomed fellows. They feel compelled to listen to the teachings provided by the creators of the world from which they expect some wisdom or secret of success.
Any reluctance to listen, that anyone of them might still wish to keep, would anyway collapse under shame in the face of the kindness of the latter who will consider as their duty to very carefully try to help losers by kindly advising them by sharing their natural wisdom (views on life an morality), which is the most obvious thing they can try.

Here are some official morality principles that the creators of the world have adopted as they witnessed from experience these principles to be the most successful guidelines for finding peace and serenity in their heart and conscience:

To praise those who are getting married, possibly to worship God when it happens, and anyway to make a party for them; to sing songs in praise for the joy of love ;
To share (and to care for goodness and fairness) in material and financial matters, but to ban any possible idea of sharing love itself (position in heaven);
To put higher taxes on singles than on married people and to give social assistance to those who have children, in order to support the demographic strength of the country and in the name of national solidarity for those who are in need, on a planet whose natural environment is jeopardized by overpopulation with irreversible environmental damages for millions of years.
To be faithful to one's partner, keeping exclusively one and the same love partner for all life, no matter what may happen.
To consider sex as a taboo subject, that no serious person should discuss or visibly care about, and that unmarried people should never enjoy; to file criminal prosecution against anyone who publicly mentions sex, anyone with sex pictures at home, anyone who would do sex outside marriage, and anyone who would desire your partner with whom you are enjoying full sex every night.
To consider the singles problems as their pure own private responsibility for which nobody else nor any collective organization could help, be held responsible for, or even have to be aware of;
If you are responsible to manage an online booking web site then in its search form you should set the default number of people to accommodate as 2 all the time, regardless that any given users whose activity you could trace all you like always switch it to 1.

Here are the official sins, that are considered wrong and that people should never commit, as these would cause risk and troubles to their reputation, their heart and their conscience.

The sin of being actively searching for love (as the creators of the world don't want competitors, but only to be accepted and kept all life long by their possible matches they anyway chased themselves, or already found)
The sin of not having found it yet
The sin of daring to speak about sex or about one's situation or suffering of lack of love;
The sin of being generally unhappy and complaining, so that no disagreement with the general (dis)order of the world can ever be accepted or justified;

This morality system is moreover completed by the following rules:

To consider all these rules as being obviously good, right and fair and that it never has to be questioned or discussed;
To consider that those who did not find their love and complain about it and/or are openly searching for love are being guilty of:

selfishness (because they are caring about their own situation and not about the interest of their future lovers);
only loving themselves, as they rejected those who did not fit their criteria, and they never practiced the daily love and understanding of somebody else.

To believe that the trust in, and respect of, the full official morality rules, is the best and surest way to heaven; therefore, that those who did not reach heaven are guilty of violating the official morality rules (indeed, they at least commit the second official sin; and those who complain, commit the last).

Indeed, these sins are deeply related, as

not having found love often results in being unhappy, still searching, complaining and in need to somehow express this trouble and look for something to do with it, to cope or get out;
Those who already found usually no more search
Those who seem to have found but still search, might not have "really found" what they needed;
Those who, for a long time, neither searched nor found and are unhappy of it, should of course either shut up, or remain unnoticed (they must be ashamed of their stupid mistake of not having searched)
Happy singles, who are pure only except for the second point, are praised as wonderful models of morality, that everyone should put forward in order to put the shame on all unhappy ones who dare to complain, as such complaints must be wrong when we are living in a world of peace, solidarity and harmony where it should not be a problem even for singles to be happy too;

However, the creators of the world usually would not find it good to explain in such ways the observed correlation between sins (to see psychological discomfort, anger, resentment and active searches as unfortunate effects of the accidental circumstance of not having found love). Instead, they see it much more spiritual to explain the correlation by the inverse causality, considering complaints and active searches as a cause of not finding, so that the burden of remaining single must be a legitimately deserved natural punishment for the sins of unhappiness, complaints and active searches, therefore justifying the (dis)order of the world and fate in any circumstance.

This is why, when they see a desperate single trying to actively search for love, they will usually come to kindly advise him, for optimizing his chances (both to first feel better and then to find love), to understand that all what he really needs is to shut up, just forget about the problem, think about and do something else (either just stay alone at home, or maybe force himself to go out to popular places of activities that do not suit him, as if it were the right place to find someone with common understanding), and everything will be well; keeping faith that, in this way (and only in this way), as soon as it will be the best time for him in God's eyes (he will be "ready" and best partner), his perfect match will directly materialize into his bed out of thin air.

What are the real sins

There is no exact rule that determines who will go to heaven or hell: this is ultimately a law of chance and the jungle, that the creators of the world are maintaining as an ultimate judge for the fate of people. But this law of the jungle is influenced by a range of different factors. So, the real sins are the acts or circumstances that increase the risk of falling into hell.

Here are the unforgivable sins for which the creators of the world will let you more likely fall into hell at your own fault, without any possible mercy nor anyone to be sorry for you, disregarding any movement of repentance or supplications you may have.

To the hell of teasing and persecutions by nasty mates in school, you may fall for:

The sin of being intelligent, and of having good marks at school
The sin of being different from others, of being shy and of refusing to join the widespread vulgarity and brutality

To the hell of hard lengthy stupid school work, you may fall for:

The sin of being good in science, fond of it and dreaming to make your life in it
The sin of having serious and authoritative parents caring for the professional future of their children, who fully trust the advice from teachers

To the eternal hell of loneliness, you may fall for

The sin of having fallen into one or more of the previous hells, while all your possible matches you might meet later (or have otherwise met earlier) were being grabbed by others. (Also for example, having fallen to the hell of persecution by bad mates did not let you the courage to talk to your possible matches for fear of being ridiculed)
The sin of shyness; thus, of not immediately rushing for exchanging your address with someone you may be interested in, thus running the risk to lose contact with that person forever;
The sin of being different from others, or to be in an environment (religious orientation, smoking/non-smoking, or field of study) dominated by people of your own gender, or more generally where the kind of people that you might fit with are too few for the demand.
The sin of living in an environment where the only dating places are designed for people with tastes or characteristics are incompatible with one's own (maybe because they are most numerous). For example, the sin of not smoking and disliking smoke and night clubs where the main dating places are smoking bars and night clubs;
The sin of being immediately sincere about your religious orientation in front of an interesting potential match that has another religion and has been brainwashed into thinking that other views and disagreements with the doctrine must be signs of a bad heart;
The sin of seriously caring to trust and follow the above official morality rules as taught by the kind, lovely and virtuous people.

What is Redemption

Redemption would be the act of providing to sinners a way through to heaven, beyond the direct method of being oneself a partner of such people (a method which would be nice but cannot produce any huge collective result, as a single person cannot easily save in this way more than one other person - or maybe 2, you see how?).

Redemption has hardly ever been practiced yet, except possibly for the benefit of just one or a few other people at a time. There are diverse causes of this fact.
The first cause is that, obviously, a redeemer would not get himself any benefit of his action. At least not during his earthly life. People usually focus on their own well-being, and would not so easily care for the well-being of others who are not their close relatives, without any possible return. Then, everybody is influenced by the above official morality rules.

But, while we might understand that materialists (people believing there is no afterlife) have indeed no interest to redeem other people, it could have been expected that the afterlife believers would see a value in redeeming other people, through their hope to taste in the afterlife the consequences of their present actions.
In order to prevent this, the creators of the world have provided a special subliminal teaching to the afterlife believers, of the following doctrine:

The above official morality rules have been revealed to us by God, and are therefore beyond all doubts; we must trust them for God's love.
In particular, the interest for, and the observation and enjoyment of the sex of people that are not loving you and not committed with you, is one of the worst or all sins, opposite to all the holy ways of an omniscient, all-loving God;
Therefore, you cannot expect this to take place in the house of God in the afterlife, otherwise it would make you one of the worst sinners in the Galaxy.
So, the main good actions you may consider doing on Earth in hope to enjoy their fruits after your death while preserving your holiness in front of God, are those for the material comfort of others, to which you can just add some smiles, peaceful words, and reports of God's promises that He is caring for them;
But for the sexual loneliness of others, the best you can do is to pray to God for them, as only He can take action and get merit and praise for this in His house. But, no matter if such prayers were not followed by any visible result yet, you should always keep focusing on the method of prayer without question, because, anyway, this need of prayer is a great opportunity for you to develop your own relationship with God.

This teaching to the afterlife believers has been quite popular, which is why hardly anyone ever tried to be a Redeemer until now.

(*) because choosing B instead of A might not only save B but also A's next possible match

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